The Office — The Dundies

Commanded by Michael Scott, World's Best Boss, this light-hearted Azorius (white/blue) 100-Card Commander Deck is set at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, Pennsylvania: a regional manager who wants above all to be loved by the people who work for him, a documentary crew filming the office for nine years, salespeople, accountants, a receptionist and a warehouse. Once a year Michael rents a cheap restaurant, hands out the Dundies — little gold trophies bought in bulk — and makes sure every single employee gets one. The cast includes Dwight, Jim, Pam, Ryan, Andy, Oscar, Angela, Kevin, Stanley, Phyllis, Kelly, Creed, Meredith, Toby, Darryl, Erin, Holly, Jan, David Wallace, Karen, Bob Vance, Jo Bennett, Robert California, Nellie and Deangelo, from the bullpen to Schrute Farms.

• Host the Dundies: word for word on every card that carries it — "Put a Dundie counter on each creature you control that doesn't have one." One sentence, one custom counter. A creature keeps its Dundie forever and never gets a second: the deck wants more employees, not bigger ones.
• Michael in four lines: creatures you control with Dundie counters get +1/+1; he hosts the Dundies at the beginning of your end step; and each ceremony creates a 1/1 white Human Employee token, who'll be honoured next year. Dwight Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager has first strike and vigilance and puts +1/+1 counters on himself and another creature at every ceremony.
• Seventeen cards host the ceremony and some twenty read it: Pam draws, Jim taps and freezes an opposing creature, Angela gains life per winner, Holly gives winners ward and lifelink, Robert California gives them flying, Threat Level Midnight makes them huge.

Why Azorius

White is the office as family — everyone hired, everyone invited, a trophy for each, a party planning committee, a charity fun run. Blue is the paperwork and the pranks — memos, meetings, a camera in the corner, a stapler in jelly, corporate calling from New York. No black: nobody here is evil, only bad at their job. No red: the most violent thing that happens is Pretzel Day. Two combos close the game: Isochron Scepter with Dramatic Reversal and The Dundie Trophy Case hosts endless ceremonies while Oscar Martinez drains each opponent per Employee, and The Fire Drill with Ryan Howard, the Temp makes unlimited Employees. Sol Ring, Arcane Signet, Azorius Signet, Talisman of Progress and The Golden Ticket ramp; Michael's Rolodex tutors; You're Fired, Stapler in Jell-O and Bob Vance remove threats; Did I Stutter? and That's What She Said counter; Scranton Branch Closing sweeps and your winners come back as Employees; The Documentary Crew and Party Planning Committee draw.

A complete 100-card Commander deck plus 3 tokens, tuned for Bracket 4, available as a digital print-yourself edition or a printed physical deck, and offered in 10 languages.